Where's the Certificate Lou?

I am hereby starting a petition.

"We, the undersigned, would like to see the official birth certificate of Lou Dobbs. His daily attacks on immigrants and suggestion that President Obama is an 'undocumented' alien have lead us to believe that Dobbs is actually projecting his own fears that we will all one day discover his own "illegal" status. We therefore ask that Dobbs release his original birth certificate in order to put an end to such speculation. Otherwise, we must all assume that he is hiding something."

-add your name via "comments" and we will forward the petition on to CNN.